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~ The neighbor mows your ridiculously large lawn (which the house sitter has conveniently forgotten about), then asks if he can look at your water system, because he noticed it had been running brown when he used the hose, and he thinks he can fix it...then actually does fix it.

~ The other neighbor comes over and asks if he can climb up on your roof and remove the giant tree limb that fell on it the week before, but you haven't removed because you are afraid of heights. ( If you're thinking of questioning how a tall person can possibly be afraid of heights, I'd just like to point out that gravity doesn't discriminate. Falling off a roof hurts no matter how tall you are!)

Finally, you know you're at my parent's house when you get to the rain forest oasis in the middle of the Isle of Pines... I'm getting really tired of watering trees, by the way. If anyone happens to think of it next time you're talking to God would you mind asking for more rain in Orlando. Apparently I haven't said enough to convince Him that it really is a good idea.

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